Workplace Harmony Seekers T-Shirts

'I got into this business to help people, not recognition, but a thanks or a friendly wave once in a while would be nice...'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Separation Anxiety

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Musical washing

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Office Smoking Conflict

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

Hymns and Her

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

'You're thinking too much about your business.'

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!