Workplace Harmony Seekers Gifts

'I got into this business to help people, not recognition, but a thanks or a friendly wave once in a while would be nice...'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Separation Anxiety

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

Musical washing

Office Smoking Conflict

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"