Workplace Harmony Advocates Gifts

'So, how's our company doing?'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Male & Female separate company buildings

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Peace on Earth

Office Smoking Conflict

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."