Workplace Harmony Gifts

Without early resolution, conflict can take on a disproportionate life of it's own..

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Commutobile

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Office Ergonomics.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"It's hard to keep good people."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

Office Safety.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'Inside healer'