Work Harmony Seekers Pillows

Sharing the load.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Commutobile

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Nuclear Proliferation

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Nuclear disarmament.

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

"Hang on, isn't this the sort of thing we're supposed to be deterring?"

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Office Smoking Conflict

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

Palestinian Dove of Peace

The freelance executive.

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

"I'm fine with you self-isolating, but must you bring your work to bed?"