Workplace Harmony Enthusiast Pillows

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

Commutobile

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

'Can we talk... alone?'

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hey you two, take it off-line!'

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Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"