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Negativity can affect a team badly. . .

"Let's go around the table and give everyone a chance to speak. We can follow that up with a brief period of passive aggressive muttering."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

401K

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'