Home-office Harmonists T-Shirts

The Work-from-Home-Polka

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

No Instruments Please

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Team Work

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

Zoom Backdrop

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

"My husband works from home."

Bride and groom cellists

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

'I've been thinking - if you're allowed to quote your memorable sayings, I should be allowed to quote my memorable retorts.'

"Let's go around the table and give everyone a chance to speak. We can follow that up with a brief period of passive aggressive muttering."

Anomalies of Architecture: 'Exterior' 'Interior'.