Home-office Harmonists Gifts

The Work-from-Home-Polka

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Team Work

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

No Instruments Please

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

Zoom Backdrop

"My husband works from home."

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

Bride and groom cellists

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

"Let's go around the table and give everyone a chance to speak. We can follow that up with a brief period of passive aggressive muttering."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'I've been thinking - if you're allowed to quote your memorable sayings, I should be allowed to quote my memorable retorts.'

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"