Tech Harmonist Gifts

No Instruments Please

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Angel playing music

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Computer Music

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

One-man band - One-man office

Trumpet and birds

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Lark Ascending

Requiem

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Orchestra playing to working man.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Musician

"I miss the days of folk music."

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'

Harp tuner...

Girl and PC

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

Quartet of Leaves

Man conducts the songbirds outside his window.

Bird nests of flute.

'The computers are down, we're to use pianos until tech support repair them.'

Ant Music School

"I'm thinking that guitar is not appropriate for the worship band."

Peace.