Nature-tech Harmonizer Gifts

Girl and PC

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

No Instruments Please

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Lion Choir.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

A beekeeper with their bees

"Synchronized sitting"

Lark Ascending

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'