Harp Harmonist Gifts

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

French horn.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Dog on a harp

No Instruments Please

Harps and Embroidery.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

Trumpet and birds

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

Whale Music

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'But how did you lose your harp?'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Cat on the Harp