Harp Harmonist Gifts

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

French horn.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Dog on a harp

No Instruments Please

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Harps and Embroidery.

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

Trumpet and birds

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Smashed harp...

Boxing with your harp

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Cat on the Harp

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Whale Music

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Mermaid and music