Harp Gifts

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

Whale Music

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

An amplified harp

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Harps and Embroidery.

Supply was out of harps.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Smashed harp...

Boxing with your harp

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

Spider harpist.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Cat on the Harp

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Mermaid and music

'But how did you lose your harp?'