Harp Pillows

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

Whale Music

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

An amplified harp

Harps and Embroidery.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Smashed harp...

Boxing with your harp

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cat on the Harp

Mermaid and music

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"