Harp Playing Gifts

Spider harpist.

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

Octopus and Harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Really? Your biggest concern is that you wasted lost of money on harp lessons? Entrance.

Harp Book

Mermaid and music

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cycling with a harp case

Marimba

No Elgar!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Theorbo

'Play it again, Sam.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Lute

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Harps and Embroidery.

Little Piano

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

The Staff Meeting.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats