Harp Player Gifts

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Harps and Embroidery.

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

Spider harpist.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Cat on the Harp

Whale Music

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Mermaid and music

Live music every night.