Harp Player T-Shirts

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Dog on a harp

Harps and Embroidery.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Smashed harp...

Boxing with your harp

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spider harpist.

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Mermaid and music

Cat on the Harp

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Whale Music