Harp Music Gifts

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Dog on a harp

An amplified harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Harps and Embroidery.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spider harpist.

Whale Music

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Mermaid and music

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cat on the Harp

Live music every night.