Hospital Harmonists Gifts

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

No Instruments Please

Angel playing music

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Cat on the violin

Lark Ascending

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

A breastfeeding child learns music

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Hospital Radio - "And here's one for Mr Moss who's having his hip op today"

Musician

"I miss the days of folk music."

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

Bride and groom cellists

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Blessed are the pacemakers.

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'

Harp tuner...

Quartet of Leaves

Man conducts the songbirds outside his window.