Hospital Dj Gifts

Hospital Radio - "And here's one for Mr Moss who's having his hip op today"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

I could have danced all night!

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I made you a mixtape."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Downloading Pregnancy

New music conference

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

The last song before the party exploded.

Saline Drip Sommelier.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.