Dj Gifts

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Groovy Baby

"It's that scratch music."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

House trained cat

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Garage Music

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

John Peel

Modern Kids.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Non Thought For The Day.

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

The part Tyler hated the most about school dances was the fact that he was home schooled.

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

2 Live J. Crew

Diplo

"I made you a mixtape."

"They're sampling our song."

Birds with Headphones

A slave galley with a DJ