Diy Dj Gifts

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

I could have danced all night!

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Cimafunk

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"Home depot."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'