Dj Enthusiast Gifts

House trained cat

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Cimafunk

Marimba

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I made you a mixtape."

Piano Recital

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

New music conference

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.