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House trained cat

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

Marimba

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"I made you a mixtape."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Serenading

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Guitar Man.