Dj T-Shirts

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Robert Drake

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"It's that scratch music."

Groovy Baby

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

The last song before the party exploded.

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

House trained cat

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

The part Tyler hated the most about school dances was the fact that he was home schooled.

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Danny Baker

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Garage Music

John Peel

Non Thought For The Day.

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Modern Kids.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Spaghetti Rave"