Office Dj T-Shirts

"I appreciate you as a co-worker, but do you always have to play 'Help Is On The Way' by Little River Band?!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

I could have danced all night!

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Cimafunk

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Golfing Boss

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Party Animals.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."