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'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

"You were right to call me immediately."

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

In, out, shake it all about.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

In, Out, Shake it all about

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Sidewalk Ballet

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Encouraging pats on the back.

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'