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'A couple of things have come up that we need to dance around.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

In, out, shake it all about.

Cossack dancers

Odette from Swan Lake

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Moulin Rouge Security

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'We are so in sync!'

Ballet dancer.

Music Hall Dancers

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Interpretive napping

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Broadway Moosical.

Take a bow!

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Dancing

Dancing woman

Sidewalk Ballet

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?