Corporate Dancer T-Shirts

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'We've been bought by a multi-media company. We all have to learn to tap dance.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

In, out, shake it all about.

"I go that extra mile!"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Imagine there's no office...

Sidewalk Ballet

Business Fishing.

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Landing That Tough Account

Ever thought of early retirement?

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Personal Cheerleader.

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"