Office Dj Pillows

"I appreciate you as a co-worker, but do you always have to play 'Help Is On The Way' by Little River Band?!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

I could have danced all night!

21st century water cooler conversations.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Golfing Boss

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Party Animals.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'