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"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

I could have danced all night!

Cimafunk

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Mozart on a computer,

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"I, TikTok."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I made you a mixtape."

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Terry had a computer bug.

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

New music conference

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Hardware and software

Dancing at the Clubs.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.