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Homemade Jam.

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"Whoops, wrong Jam Session, man."

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

'Why Henry... you naughty little devil!'

'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'

"Donated jams today, donated jams tomorrow..."

Cottage Industry

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Around the piano

Preserved

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

No Air Guitar

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

House trained cat

"Play dead!"