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"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Preserved

Around the piano

Dave Brubeck

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Cottage Industry

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

'I play heavy metal.'

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Guitarist

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

Homemade Jam.

"Play dead!"

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Got any ideas for a band name?'