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"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Guitar Hero.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

"I Love U2."

'Dad's my roadie.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

The Bleat Boys

'It's a Marimba!'

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

'I play heavy metal.'

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"