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"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"The Just Me Band"

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

I love Marimba

Guitar Hero.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Candles on Drum

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

"I Love U2."

'Dad's my roadie.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'I play heavy metal.'

'It's a Marimba!'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Cottage Industry

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)