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Cocktails on the verandah.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Rap music

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Louis Armstrong.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Gangsta wrap.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Rap-Nav.

Hip hop Santa.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043