Jam Band Enthusiast Pillows

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Preserved

Around the piano

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

'I play heavy metal.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Cottage Industry

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Guitarist

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Homemade Jam.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'