Jam Enthusiast Pillows

Homemade Jam.

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"Whoops, wrong Jam Session, man."

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

'Why Henry... you naughty little devil!'

'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'

"Donated jams today, donated jams tomorrow..."

Cottage Industry

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Preserved

Around the piano

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

No Air Guitar

House trained cat

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'