Jazz Jam Enthusiast Pillows

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Dynamite little combo

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Bryan Ferry

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Piano Keyboard

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The band.