Jazz Jam Enthusiast Gifts

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Saxophone Player.

Chano Pozo,

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Dynamite little combo

Piano Keyboard

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Louis Armstrong.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

The band.