Jazz Enthusiasts Gifts

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Band playing on board a slave ship.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Stop with the heavy breathing man. . . you've mistakenly called the phone 'Sax' line."

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Bryan Ferry

Piano Keyboard

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Cossack dancers

Dynamite little combo

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Swing dancers.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Volcaniax