Jam Bands Pillows

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jeff Beck.

Plum jam...

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Around the piano

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cottage Industry

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Guitarist

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Homemade Jam.

"Play dead!"

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

'Sorry I'm late. I got caught in a traffic jam. Fortunately, it was my favourite - strawberry.'

Granny's Homemade Jams

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"Whoops, wrong Jam Session, man."