Beats Enthusiast Gifts

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Marimba

He kept up his guitar practise...

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Piano Recital

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"The Just Me Band"