Electronic Beats Lover Gifts

Keyboardist

Marimba

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Chano Pozo,

Radiator jazz player

"The Just Me Band"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Dance.

Music producers.

Zumba

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

I love Marimba

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Club DJ.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Graduation keynote speakers.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Homing Beatnik

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

Candles on Drum

Football drummer

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'