Beat Lover Gifts

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

Club DJ.

Marimba

A drummer

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Romantic Violinist.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

George Michael

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."