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'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

Club DJ.

Marimba

A drummer

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Romantic Violinist.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Triangle

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Spring Training