Beat Generation Lover T-Shirts

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

Marimba

At the rock concert...

Radiator jazz player

"The Just Me Band"

Dance.

Zumba

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

I love Marimba

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Ian Dury

Club DJ.

Graduation keynote speakers.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Homing Beatnik

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Football drummer

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

Krazee dancer yeah!

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Tube men dancing.

Jack Kerouac.

Drummers