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Radiator jazz player

Marimba

"The Just Me Band"

Dance.

Zumba

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Frank Zappa

I love Marimba

Club DJ.

Graduation keynote speakers.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Football drummer

Homing Beatnik

Candles on Drum

Zombie Christmas

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Spoonstock.

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

Krazee dancer yeah!

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Drummers

Tube men dancing.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Man playing the timpani drum.