Beat Culture Lover Gifts

Homing Beatnik

Marimba

"The Just Me Band"

The Little Drummer Boy.

I love Marimba

Club DJ.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

Candles on Drum

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

News.

Drummers

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Man playing the timpani drum.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

"Was it locally grown?"

Musician

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

Different Lives.

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

"To jailed comrades!"

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

'As far as I can tell, hard atheism is the same as atheism, only with a driving beat.'