Rhythm Enthusiast Gifts

Teacher to school inspector, "It's multi cultural and an oil drum around the neck keeps the little buggers out of mischief."

'You have an irregular, catchy heartbeat.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Jungle Communication

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

Music producers.

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

'I do my best work to a rumba beat.'

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Musicians.

Chano Pozo,

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Sign on door of dance studio: Stepped out for 10 mins.

School of dancing - "You'll have to foot the bill for the extra leg work"

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Tambourine

"But I'm not a rioter...I'm a cast member of 'stomp'!"

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

We dance. Because we dance.

Spiro playing on a bass drum

Drummer

Marimba

"My mistake. This is for Apartment 271."

Bell

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

A drummer

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Dance Classes: Watch Your Step

The Drummer

The heart is like a drum kit, Mr. Fusco. I should be hearing paradiddles. Yours seems to be throwing in the occasional rim shot for comedic effect.

"Wendell and I dropped our tango lessons. They were starting to take us over."

"Ms. Dixon, bring in 'da noise, bring in 'da funk!"